‘How To Date A Brown Girl (Black Girl, White Girl, Or Halfie)’ by Junot Diaz
Posted: July 25, 2014 Filed under: Short Story Magic Tricks | Tags: 1990s, American lit, American literature, analysis, comedy, criticism, Dominican lit, Dominican literature, fiction, How To Date A Brown Girl, Junot Diaz, Latin American lit, Latin American literature, New York City, short stories Leave a comment
How To Date A Brown Girl (Black Girl, White Girl, Or Halfie) by Junot Diaz, 1995
The magic trick:
Having the narrator directly address the reader with helpful hints as in an advice column
The Junior stories jump off the page with their voice – young, brash, funny, offensive. The magic trick that makes this particularly story so effective, though, is the second-person, directive quality of the narration. It is as if Diaz has constructed a handbook for us. The “us” in that sentence is part of Diaz’s genius. The story is directed at a young Dominican male, teaching him what parts of his culture to hide, when to get angry, when to play it cool, etc. Given that the story first appeared in The New Yorker, the notion that the majority of the audience was going to be Dominican – or really anything other than the mainstream, educated middle class – is sheer silliness. Diaz, of course, knows this, which only makes his cultural observations and wit all the more pointed and hilarious. And that’s quite a trick on Diaz’s part.
The selection:
Dinner will be tense. You are not good at talking to people you don’t know. A halfie will tell you that her parents met in the Movement, will say, Back then people thought it a radical thing to do. It will sound like something her parents made her memorize. Your brother once heard that one and said, Man, that sounds like a whole lot of Uncle Tomming to me. Don’t repeat this.
Put down your hamburger and say, It must have been hard.
